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Monday, March 15, 2010

Drive by Laughter...

I don't know about you, but I sure could use a laugh to start this day off! It was a nice weekend but just not long enough to prepare me for another Monday morning :-P

So, for the sake of sanity and to relieve the extreme effort needed to reboot the work week, I give you 50 of the funniest road signs!

Hmmmmmm.... which light do I follow?


How do you pronounce that again?


How often do they have cows falling off of cliffs?


That’s just wrong.... but forewarned and all that.


You never know, you might grow wings and fly too.


Hey at least they said “Good Luck”.


That new “Dry” swimming is rough on the body.


Once you decide, you can’t turn around.


Well that’s one way to tell you.


Nothing more need be said...


To enter or not to enter... that is the question.


I’m not sure we needed to know that.


Not sure we needed to know that either...


So I wonder... next week will it be green and say “Sign in use”?


Not much to say on this one.


Not sure they even know what they mean.


This might not be the best place to take your wife....


I’ve been looking for a spot to park my house.


That’s it, it’s over.


There’s more than one way to close a freeway down.


I thought that was a secret?


Decisions decisions....


Man, thank God that sign was there, otherwise I wouldn’t have known.


We just had to put up a sign banning signs.


Long trip? They have warm beds and three meals a day.


Nope.... didn't see that one coming.


And we have been fighting to legalize this place for how long?


They got the bridge covered... just don't touch the sign!


See, signs do teach us important things!


So THAT'S what the preacher meant...


20 tourists came in - only 10 left.


Hey we had to spend some tax dollars just to let you know.


They just wanted to reassure you...


Who chose this route?


Some decisions are hard to make...


Well at least they warned you that there was a curve ahead.


I’m not sure how something is “Semi-Permanent” or how you “Deactivate” a road, but I’d be careful.


So what constitutes traffic, more than one car?


Do not adjust your hearing aid or turn up the radio... this is only a temporary silence.


Ummmmm?


Once if by land... twice if by sea... OHHHH... NVM :-P


Just in case you didn’t notice, read the sign... then hide


Now if they had just put an arrow pointing backwards, this really would have been confusing.


You have to stop by “Weed” first and pick up some supplies.


Hey man, thems the breaks!


Honey, can you walk and call someone for help? I'll wait in the car.


This dry beach is part of that new dry swimming.


Quick, which way do we go?


It was bound to happen eventually...


They mean business...

Gwynn~

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Five supergraphics removed from Hollywood Boulevard

Less than a week ago, Trutanich secured the removal of an eight-story supergraphic on Hollywood Boulevard. The defendant in that case, Kayvan Setareh, spent three days in jail with bail set at $1 million before he agreed to remove the sign in exchange for having his bail reduced to $100,000. He has still admitted no wrongdoing.

I railed against the fact that directly across the street there was another supergraphic that I felt they had blindly ignored - saying I felt it was a gross abuse of power to make a $1 million dollar example of a man while other signs were blatantly obvious. Well... On March 7th (just in time for the Oscars) five more supergraphics were removed from two buildings on Hollywood Boulevard in City Attorney Carmen Trutanich's ongoing battle against the purveyors of the huge ads. I would like to add for clarification purposes that it was the pair of buildings on Hollywood Boulevard that sit directly across from the Kodak Theater, where the Academy Awards were handed out on Sunday (ohhhh how coincidental! Gotta crack down THERE so those blasted signs aren't visible on camera!!!! "WHAT?!?!? 3 more supergraphics two blocks from here? Who CARES man! Get these signs down NOW!") . Perhaps I am the only person who finds this beyond ironic, but seriously.... this crack down still seems highly convenient. It just seems to me that they really didn't want Godzilla sized signs stealing the limelight. In any case.... moving on...

A judge issued arrest warrants Tuesday for the four people accused by Trutanich of putting up the five illegal signs at 6800 Hollywood Blvd. and 6810-6820 Hollywood Blvd. The city's sign law bans the installation of new supergraphics, or vinyl images draped across the side of a building.

Deputy City Atty. Spencer Hart said a lawyer for two of the defendants, Alexander Kouba and France Luanghy, had notified the city that the signs would come down while the criminal case was pending. Hart said the signs posed a threat to public safety because they were installed without permits or city inspections.

Kouba and Luanghy each posted $100,000 bail Thursday. A third defendant, Thomas Curtin, posted $100,000 bail Friday.

Steve Madison, an attorney for Kouba and Luanghy, said the signs were "perfectly legal and safe."

"Given that the city attorney has taken the position that not only are they unlawful but criminal, we thought the prudent thing to do in the meantime would be to take them down," Madison said.

By Saturday morning, all five signs had been removed. Madison said the clients, which include the billboard company known as Community Redevelopment Assn., would keep fighting the charges.
For more information: david.zahniser@latimes.com

On a happier note, not all cities have banned supergraphics :-P and most of the ones that have, have yet to go to such expensive extremes to have them removed. In an earlier post, I broke out a list of where you could find the sign laws in each state for most cities. For your convenience, I will add a link here for you. I urge anyone who wants to use signs, banners (ummm - supergraphics?), etc. to check the state laws and local ordinances before putting anything out. And certainly make sure that the Academy Awards will NOT be hosted across the street :-)

Gwynn~



Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Sign Crackdown in LA Brings Jail Time & $1 Million Fine!

Ok - I brought you the Great Sign Debate... I even brought you the scandal over the re-emergence of the sign debate. Now I get the privilege of bringing you the latest news: City Attorney Carmen Trutanich arrested Kayvan Setareh, a 49-year-old businessman from Pacific Palisades, on Friday night for allegedly putting up an illegal DreamWorks supergraphic at Hollywood and Highland. A judge set the bail at a whopping $1 million for Setareh, who was still in jail as of this morning, according to ABC7, which reports that "legal experts believe Trutanich set Setareh's bail at $1 million to make an example of the businessman."

According to the LA Times, officials believe Setareh, who is said to have an ownership interest in the building, put up the supergraphic so television cameras airing this week's 82nd annual Academy Awards would pick up the image (the awards are held at the nearby Kodak Theater).

Meanwhile, more details emerged about Setareh's weekend in jail. After being arrested Friday night, Setareh spent three nights in jail, released only after the city attorney's office crafted a legal agreement that saw Setareh agree to remove the sign in return for a reduction in his bail, which was originally set at $1 million.

The cherry picker arrived at the Hollywood and Highland site by midnight, but a faulty part in the machine temporarily delayed removal of the supergraphic

Early this morning (around 1:00 AM) the removal of the supergraphic was proceeded over by a cherry picker, a crew, and three important figures. And those three men, all key players in this latest sign battle, would be: David Berger, special assistant to the City Attorney, who defended the high bail amount and dismissed speculation that by arresting Kayvan Setareh, the city was making an example of the Hollywood businessman ("It's not true we're making an example of him. He may be the first, but he’s not the last"); Andrew Stein, Setareh's attorney, who said his client just got caught up in the city's sudden sign crackdown (“My client had bad luck. He put up the sign at an inappropriate time for himself…we don’t think he did anything that was against the law”); and Al Gonzalez of Los Angeles-based sign installation company Kingsize, who refused to talk about whether he knew the How to Train Your Dragon movie sign was illegal when he put it up last week (“I can’t discuss this because we’re not involved ”), and who, on the advice of Stein, asked that no head-on photos be taken of himself or his seven-person crew as they removed the sign. Setareh, who'd been released on bail earlier in the day, wasn't around, and likely was resting at his home in Pacific Palisades. Asked to describe his client's mental state following his arrest, Stein replied, "Stunned."

Setareh will be arraigned in late March for three misdemeanors related to the installation of the sign, and if found guilty, could face a total of 18 months in jail, six months for each misdemeanor, according to Berger. Berger, who says Setareh's high bail amount was set in conjunction with the public safety threat posed by the graphic, says the crackdown on illegal signage will continue. "We are aware of other locations." With the criminal charges filed, and more apparently coming, is it "the dawn of a new day" in terms of sign regulation, as the Coalition to Ban Billboard Blight's Dennis Hathaway told the Los Angeles Times today?

This was not the first time that Setareh had become a target for city inspectors. As early as 2001, they filed paperwork ordering him to remove an unpermitted supergraphic from his property on Hollywood Boulevard.

Inspectors went to the building again in January 2007 and found an
unpermitted supergraphic measuring 224 feet by 40 feet stretched across the building's north, west and south walls, according to records obtained from the Department of Building and Safety.

The sign was taken down 10 days later. But another went up on the same building in March 2007, according to a timeline created by building inspectors. After the city demanded its removal, the sign went down in June 2007. It was replaced by a third supergraphic in August that stayed for a year, according to records.

Setareh also drew the attention of inspectors at a building he owns at 5858 Hollywood Boulevard. At that location, city prosecutors pressed Setareh to remove four unpermitted su
pergraphics between November 2006 and July 2007, according to documents.

The irony of this whole situation becomes clearly apparent if you take a look at the building directly across the street. Another illegal supergraphic on a building located directly across the street from the Hollywood and Highland building!

So, they had a cherry picker out late into the wee hours of the morning in order to remove one supergraphic - jailed a man Friday with bail set at $1 million dollars while periodically (unless they were absolutely blind) glancing at the other illegal supergraphic? Doesn't that spell irony to you, dear reader? Perhaps Mr. Setareh was only hit so hard due to the past offenses? But, even if that were so, they have now set a standard. And expecting one man to meet that standard by placing such a harsh penalty while blatantly ignoring other buildings that are in violation of that same standard, is a gross abuse of power and privilege.

Gwynn~

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